The workings of my mind.

sandandglass: Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:54:34 -0400

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

malikmlwilliams: Lessons In Balance by Boy_Wonder on Flickr.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:12:27 -0400

malikmlwilliams:

Lessons In Balance by Boy_Wonder on Flickr.

pawprintsandsnowflakes: Mash-up of the BIG FOUR.

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:20:40 -0400

pawprintsandsnowflakes:

Mash-up of the BIG FOUR.

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:59:12 -0400

alecxinwonderland: ♡ ♡ ♡

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 11:22:21 -0400

alecxinwonderland:

♡ ♡ ♡

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:16:02 -0400

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Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:14:52 -0400

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Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:20:21 -0400

so-relatable: pleasedontfollowthisblog: thisisamorphinefueleddream: pleasedontfollowthisblog: see...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:05:35 -0400

so-relatable:

pleasedontfollowthisblog:

thisisamorphinefueleddream:

pleasedontfollowthisblog:

seeing as this blogs been gaining followers, I officially have no control over anything in my life

You asked not to be followed and you expected people to obey?

okay i didn’t make this post for everyone to reblog either, stop it just stop it all now stop it stop it stop it

yes, WELCOME TO TUMBLR!

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: fireandshellamari: This will never...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:40:15 -0500

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fireandshellamari:

This will never not be funny to me.

Never.

WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 21:57:58 -0500

niklausweetheart:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

BOOM BITCHES THAT HAPPENED SO FAST I’M PROBABLY SUCH A POWERFUL WITCH MWUAHAHAHA

Fill balloons with water and add food coloring, once frozen cut...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:11:03 -0500

Fill balloons with water and add food coloring, once frozen cut the balloons off and they look like giant marbles.

mynamesdiana: skipxd: youx3sarai: I admire this person’s...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:10:47 -0500

mynamesdiana:

skipxd:

youx3sarai:

I admire this person’s method of thinking.

Lol^

LMFAOO I DIEDDDDDDDDD

LMFAO

Change.org Please Re-Blog

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:44:00 -0500

Change.org Please Re-Blog:

Petition to end the inequality of gays not being allowed to donate blood. Please sign this petition and spread the word.

gokkivangogh: impandlionheart: phoenixwrites: handy-for-the-bu...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 20:45:02 -0500

gokkivangogh:

impandlionheart:

phoenixwrites:

handy-for-the-bus:

thehattedmistress:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

familyfriendlyurl:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye

I am not sexist,anti-feminine or whatever

the only reason you need wimpy support groups is because of your primal instinct of inferiority

Apparently we’re paid less because of lack of ambition.

BUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I want to see my lack of ambition when some man say this to my face and I punch him right on his balls and stand there watching him while he suffers on his knees.

1. ’never been forced to die in a war’…really. Here is a link to the female casualties of the Iraq war. Here is a link to the female casualties of the Vietnam war. Here is a link listing male and female casualties of World War II. How about you shut your moronic mouth and realize that in a war, EVERYONE is forced to die, not just those with penises.

2. ’You are not capable of performing the same tasks men do because you lack the ambition and devotion to do a good job at anything. This is why you get paid less.’ Tell that to Jessica Lynch, Hillary Clinton, Marion Jones, Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony, Stephanie Kwolek, Marie Curie, Madeline Albright, Cleopatra, Hatshepsut, Queen Elizabeth I, Gertrude B. Elion, Rosalind Franklin. I could make an entire post about women performing the same tasks as men and BEATING them on their own male-dominated field.

3. ’Remember when you weren’t allowed to vote? It’s because you lack the enough logical reasoning skills to take difficult decisions in a sound manner.’ Since this sentence is grammatically illogical, I don’t even need to argue the point. I win by default.

4. ’You have never ruled the world. Because you lack the enough physical strength and intelligence to lead an army or a nation.’ We have never ruled the world because we’re not stupid enough to attempt it. And yes, we have led armies and nations—Cleopatra, Elizabeth I, Queen Victoria, Joan of Arc, Boudicca, Artemisia of Caria, Zenobia, Tamar of Georgia off the top of my head. There have been others. Many others.

5. ’The only reason you need wimpy support groups (i.e. feminism) is because of your primal instinct of inferiority.’ No, the reason we need feminism is because of the male inferiority complex which leads idiots to make these kinds of posts.

6. ’You have never invented anything worth mentioning during the last thousands of years of recorded human history.’ So, kevlar, windshield wipers, non-reflecting glass, dishwashers, signal flares, x-ray technology, the leukemia fighting drug 6-mercaptopurine, whiteout, vacuum packed canning, optical analysis systems, gas heating furnaces, the process of isolating human stem cells, are not worth mentioning? Or perhaps this person is too much of a dumbass to know this?

7. ’Mathematics, philosophy, science, medicine, and all of the important building blocks of modern society were created by men.’ Okay first off, no one created mathematics, philosophy, or science—we discover it. Secondly, some famous women that helped further all of these—Marie Curie, Eva Viehmann, Maria Chudnovsky, Hypatia, Sophie Germain, Ada Lovelace, Emmy Noether, Thermistoclea, Diotima of Mantinea, Aspasia of Miletus, Heloise, St. Teresa of Avila, Catherine of Siena, Agamede, Aglaonike, Merit Ptah, Theano, Constance Calenda, Lilavati, I COULD GO ON.

And we did it all while looking fabulous and occasionally bearing children. So go fuck yourself, whoever shared and wrote this idiotic facebook post. Woe to you if it ever shows up on MY facebook feed.

I will make you a sandwich all right. A knuckle sandwich served straight to your balls.

I guess the hours of pain this person’s mom went through were for naught. The human body can only withstand 45 units of pain. Child birth is equivalent to 57 units. We (women) have ruled the world we created it. And that is why we are superior.

alternativepurple: twobirdsoneshutter: Joel Robinson, the most...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 06:38:44 -0500

alternativepurple:

twobirdsoneshutter:

Joel Robinson, the most magical photographer known to Flickr

wenchlatte: thighhighdalish: rurone: zorobro: Deep-Dish...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:22:34 -0500

wenchlatte:

thighhighdalish:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

Ingredients (1 serving):

1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature

1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice

1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar

1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)

tiny splash pure vanilla extract

2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)

1/8 tsp baking soda

tiny pinch salt

heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

What she said

@elenilote

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:16:18 -0500

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

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Sat, 26 Jan 2013 09:24:29 -0500

classic-noir: This is so perfect! No love for February 29

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:20:32 -0500

classic-noir:

This is so perfect!

No love for February 29